PLANT GIFTS

A collection of humorous plant stakes, keychains, and jewelry for all of your indoor plants. Indicate watering patterns, drama levels, or even if it's simply a fake plant.

Please Don't Die Plant Marker Stake

$14.00

You Grow, Girl Plant Marker Stake

$14.00

Fussy Little Fu*ker Plant Marker Stake

$14.00

Personalized Plant Marker Stake

$14.00

Crazy Plant Lady Club Plant Marker Stake

$14.00

Ignore Me Plant Marker Stake

$14.00

Thirsty Bi*ch Marker Stake

$14.00

Drama Queen Plant Marker Stake

$14.00

Home Is Where My Plants Are Handstamped Keychain

$14.00

Fake Plant Plant Marker Stake

$14.00

But* Chugger Plant Marker Stake

$14.00

Plant Lady Handstamped Circle Pin

$12.00

Fuck Around & Find Out Plant Marker Stake

$14.00

I Have Asked You Thrice Now For Water Plant Marker Stake

$14.00

Plants Make Me Happy Handstamped Cuff

$24.00

Plant Leaves Mosaic Handstamped Circle Necklace

$20.00